Oh, the irony.
Date/time: Friday, 11/18/11, 8:06 PM PST Where: iPod Touch Duration: 0:10
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: One hour, eighteen minutes
Date/time: Saturday, 10/29/11, 9:07 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: One hour, seventeen minutes, fifty seconds
Date/time: Tuesday, 10/11/11, 11:17 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: One hour, thirteen minutes, nine seconds
Date/time: Thursday, 9/22/11, 8:37 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: One hour, eight minutes, twenty-eight seconds
Date/time: Sunday, 9/11/11, 2:03 AM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: One hour, three minutes, forty-seven seconds
Date/time: Thursday, 8/25/11, 9:10 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: Fifty-nine minutes, six seconds
Date/time: Saturday, 8/20/11, 1:37 AM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: Fifty-four minutes, twenty-five seconds
Date/time: Tuesday, 6/21/11, 8:34 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: Forty-nine minutes, thirty-four seconds
Date/time: Sunday, 6/19/11, 11:54 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: Forty-four minutes, fifty-three seconds
Date/time: Monday, 6/13/11, 9:53 PM PST Where: karaoke Duration: 4:41
Amount of my life stolen since 5/15/11: Forty minutes, twelve seconds
